The Stranger's Reader Valentines

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BizWitch4Lumbergnome

Business Witch seeks Lumbergnome for romance and domestic partnership. High tolerance for awful pets & strong coffee required. Beard ownership a plus.


Daily Pooh Treat

Roses are red Violets are blue You’re my best playmate And I'm your Pooh.


Forever BF loves GF

Estelle, my love, I love being your forever BF. You make every day Valentine's Day.


CRANE ISLAND PLZ

Lauren, flower prices are already outrageous in Seattle & now theyre bulldozing florists to build more condos. Glad you're here. When we leaving? <3 U


Thai State of Mind

I loved our time away. It brought me closer to you. Sharing food poisoning together was painful but like love and life, we endured together. Love you


My dear friend

Tabitha!! I am so grateful to be able to work with you and Be able to call you my friend. You are beautiful in every way and I cherish you!


To Frank's Papa

May our first V-day as newly weds be extra special. Here's to over eating at Mach's, watching Mad Men and bartering for special kisses.Love ya!Sabrina


My lover Casey

I love you babe, you are my love. I'm so glad your here from Canada and I can't wait to spend the rest of my life with you.. Debutt


John, We met, one October, at a party. Four years later we had drinks. It's been four more years, can we fuck already? Still hoping. -me


Maximo Mon Amour

First and last thought of the day. You've intrigued me. Proximity is intoxicating. Always an empty chair at a nearby cafe for you. Wishful dreams 4 ME


I miss you Tawnibear

You're my best friend whom I love more than anyone. Not a day passes that I do not think of your magic contribution to the universe, and to my life.


Bryan, look here!

For all the reasons and also your butt. I love you. Happy Vday from Ilsa.


A Very Burnsy V-Day

Till the canal gang dry, my Nora, And Rainier melts wi' the sun; I will luve thee still, my Nora, While the sands o' life shall run. Love, Brian


Itty Bitty

My pet, 10 year in and I'm ready for 100 more. I get to travel the world yet all I can think of is getting back. You anchor my soul. Uncle Dan


You're Trippin'

Since the first time I laid eyes on you at Alki, you have been the love of my life. I can't wait to spend the rest of my life with you.


meowmeow

Happy Valentine's Day! I can't wait to be inside of you! #farm


To my hott MAMA

I love you baby! I'm glad we were given a second chance at our life together and I'm never letting you go! You're my honey, my baby, my mama, LOML!


BABER

To the Handsome King in my life. Can't wait to sit on your face. XoXo - Gorgeous Queen


How much do I love

You, Erica? More than a little and almost a lot! Thanks for being my best pal, a great (kitty) momma, and making me feel special all the time! Love U!


YURR RIGHT

When the moon hits your eye like a big half Canadian bacon with pineapple, half artichoke with pesto and light on the cheese pizza pie--that's life!


dear creature

you are the most impeccable thing the world has ever contrived to throw my way. fold the memory of us under your hat and carry it always. i will, too.


I Heart You, Amy

Roses may be red, violets may be blue, I may be a jerk sometimes, but I surely love you.


For My Viejita

I love you more than anything and I'm so happy I get to marry you. -Goober/Chingon


Mi prometido guapo

A mi Chingón: I adore you so much. I love that you let me sing slow jams to you. Thanks for laughing at all my dumb jokes. I can't wait to marry you.


Chick! Maria!

I'm really happy I met you. Our time together right now has been amazing. I'm excited for our future. You're a badass. You're THE chick! ❤ -Maat


Jeneric sailors

I have waited 46 years to find my mermaid. I hope 2017 is our year to explore the Sailish sea, my Valentine, my dream.


Lost in Berlin

I fell for you the moment we met. You are a unicorn, Pat. You cruelly broke my heart and left me wishing I were dead, I hope you are happy


Chand

you are the most honest, stable, supportive and caring man I've ever known. Thank you for taking such good care of me. I love you so much.


I F.L.Y.

It started with pinky swears, and look at us now. Eventually, Big Challenges, but today, simply enjoy my glad and sated heart, wrapped in a valentine.


For lover man<3 Qqbb

Let's make techno&love&bbs&be the honiestbunnies for all the honeylovers&bespiritppl &dance in the darklatenightspaces &be lovers for the endoftime <3


Hey Huckleberry Butt

Excited that you are coming to Seattle with me soon - it is gonna be so so good! Happy Valentine's Day! XOXO


Forget Jackson

Business Witch, We got married in a fever hotter than a pepper sprout. Forever grateful for you my love and life companion. Yours always, Lumber Gnome


Wallace Hatchery

My love. My dream woman. Please stir the compost again, it's the hottest thing. I am mad in love w/ a lady who puts her back into it . LOVE YOU!!!!!!!


12 yrs later and ...

you're still My human supernova My solar superman You're a dragon with wings of fire A flying, giant friction blast Love - your Rabbit


BigglesB1

I love you with my whole heart and am so grateful for you. From the day you walked back into my life, you have made my life so much better. Love ksm


Mommy misses you

Get over your pneumonia, pray the kids don't get sick, and come back to our bed. Then let's have grown up play dates every morning before work.


A Future With You

Even if you don't have a seat on your bicycle I'm pretty excited to spend all my free time with you.


Babe a Tron

Happy valentines my love! To another great year! Now let's watch some bad movies and drink champagne! Love love love you!


Babe a Tron

Happy valentines my love! To another great year! Now let's watch some bad movies and drink champagne! Love love love you!


10(KAK + SSS) = ?

I know you don't do math but do you know the answer? A whole lot of love and laughs. I'm crazy about and for you. Happy 10th V-day. Shaw


Happy VDay, Papa Bug

Valentine pie-er! You're my famine. You make me a better person, every day. Thanks for being the best husband to me and best dad to our monsters. ILY!


A tattooed ruby

Your smile your eyes Melts me


Step 1: Get Married

Step 2: Receive wedding gifts. Step 3: Profit. Step 4: Spend it all on takeout. I wouldn't want to eat El Farol with anyone else!


Your grammar sux but

I want to eat you alive, you tasty decadent Tulsa spring chicken. Come and get your candy, Tyler!


Your grammar sux but

I want to eat you alive, you tasty decadent Tulsa spring chicken. Come and get your candy, Tyler!


Your grammar sux but

I want to eat you alive, you tasty hedonistic Tulsa spring chicken. Come over and get your candy, Tyler.


LORENZO! TI AMO!

Sei il mio sole, e voglio che tu sappia che i miei sentimenti sono veri. Ti amo davvero. Sei il mio migliore amico. ♡♡♡♡♡ ♡♡♡♡♡ ♡♡♡♡♡ ♡♡♡♡♡ ♡♡♡♡♡


Gutterball King

Dearest Chris, you have the best grooves! If only I wasn't such a dork...I'd try and work some moves xoxo gildedgrease


It's Always Vacation

When we're together, it always feels like vacation. Here's to many more dog sleepovers, Coos Bay trips, bfast burritos, and pasta dinners. I love you.


STILL A PORKCHOP...

who loves DJ Fluid more today than she has ever loved cake! Happy Valentines!


MARTHA AND ME

Martha I love you! You are my brother and my best friend


The Actual Best

It was really hard to find THEE bing bong but I did it! Look, I got a real ass Martha and for keeps, hot damn! Yr the best and also I really love you!


To my lovely Mister

I love you more that words can express. From your butt crack hanging out as you shimmy out of a room, to your cute chubby finger pointing at me!


My Goddess Simone

Let me worship you over red pillows, in tangles of sheets and sweat. Let me taste you on my lips and feel your warmth beneath me, now and forever,


I love you baby

Nobody else but you pretty baby. My Sweet Thom love of my life still absolutely gaga in love with you, just lucky I guess!


ruby-iest valentine

ruby, my darling dark shadow, you warm my toes, bite my nose & lick the tears from my cheeks. i love you, a pig ear will make that clear. -your girl


My Pretty Ladyfriend

Eight years later, I still love you like pie. And not the crappy Hostess pies, either. LIKE A MARY BERRY TART WITH NO SOGGY BOTTOM. XOXO, your wife