This guy signed up for health care and look how happy he is. Joe Raedle/Getty Images
If you need health insurance and don't get it through your work or by some other means, now is the time to sign up. Open enrollment for the state health care exchange ends tonight, Monday, January 15, at 11:59 p.m.
There are thousands of reasons not to drop the ball on this, for instance: ALS, IBS, getting hit by a bus, getting bit by a dog, cracks in the sidewalk, tracks in the road, HIV, AIDs, all of the cancers, sprained ankles, broken knees, mysterious hives, bacterial infections, flu epidemics, depression, anxiety, hormone replacement therapy, bad periods, no periods, pregnancy, abortion, drinking too much water, not drinking enough, booze, drugs, pap smears, ball checks, colon pokes, yearly exams and—perhaps most importantly—because Donald fucking Trump does not want you to. Go forth, and get covered.