Book Club
Four lifelong friends read 50 Shades of Gray in their book club and have their lives altered by the experience. We didn’t get to see it (the screening was on election night) so we’ll just assume this is a very tasteful examination of the ways in which Diane Keaton, Jane Fonda, Candice Bergen, and Mary Steenburgen became sexually omnivorous sadomasochistic dominatrixes. You’ll have to see for yourself if that’s the safe assumption. (For real though, how do you assemble this cast and not just make a Golden Girls movie instead? Good going Hollywood, you assholes.)